Stavanger Töestub er en under ett halvt minutt lang sang inkludert på det engelske punkbandet Half Man Half Biscuits 2002-album "Cammell Laird Social Club"
Låten er laget av Nigel Blackwell.
Tekst:
FuckShitFuckTwatBastardFuckShitBastardTwatFuckFu-Bang bang bangFuckShitAhhhTwat
Beskrivelse av sangen:
Bastard doorstep sockless stupidKill your laughter pain is brutalCan’t walk properly for a fortnightDeus DeusNorway Reds in Bluecoat ChambersThe pain oh Momma the pain worse even than when I cut openMy kneecap on the freshly gritted slope and our village doctorCleaned out the wound with a wire brushSo now bang bang bang goes my plan (plan plan) to woo the peg ladyColossal dragTeach me to go barefootAnd now the notes taken from www.hmhb.co.ukBending of the stubs of anodes in aluminium smelters is known as the "toe-in" effect. There's a few smelters in Norway, around Stavanger. Interesting, but nowt to do with clobbering your toe.Monkey Man adds:Just prior to this album and a few years before Abramovich bankrolled them, Chelsea played in Europe and lost 4-2, pathetically, to a lowly Norwegian team by the name of Viking Stavanger. As the lyrics are muffled swear-words I always assumed it was an attempt to capture the mood of the Chelsea team on their long flight home. But then the above lyrics appear inside the cd cover and blow my theory out of the water although these words aren’t heard on the actual track
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